Had lunch with a new friend of mine. He’s older than me by about 14 years – he’s engaged to my wife friend and him and I have hit it off. He works near me and we’ve had lunch or coffee together about 5-6 times in the past couple months. We email each other, talk about how to grow tomatoes (he asks advice and checks in on the progress – or lack thereof – of my 40 + heirloom tomato plants grown from seed.
On Monday we met up and the conversation went something like this;
Him – Hey! Do you want to go fishing with me?
Me – Errr, I’ll go to hang out with you but I don’t like fishing.
Him – It’s $99.00 and you get picked up, taken up north, fed, accomodations, licenses, fishing and brought back the next day.
Me – Errr, yeah. Fished as a Boy Scout – sort of. But, hey! My wife loves fishing… You should take her!
Him – LOL. Really. What happens if we bond over fishing, get cozy at night and I bang her?!?
Me – Without missing a beat – Well you can’t get her pregnant… She already is!
Have you ever had a conversation like this with a buddy? I’m glad he thinks she’s bangable… I certainly do. 😉