Here goes: Canada's oldest Daddy blogger! Est. 2004. Now I don't know that to be true, and I don't mean old as in my age, but that might be true as well. So I'm the dinosaur of Canadian Daddy Bloggers. Toronto-based Canadian Daddy Blogger and Canadian Tax Consultant still trying to find the balance between work, family and life. Married 15-years, 3 awesome kids.
When you type this into your iphone email: “I’ll let you knowcloser to the date”, your phone automatically corrects it to this: “I’ll let you know loser…”
That’s a good typo to catch!
Speaking of auto-correct… I like typing the word “Oy”, as in “Oy Vey”, but everytime I type “Oy”, it gets corrected to “it”. I really need to figure out the override on this thing, eh?
I’ve become folic-ly challenged – not surprising since I’ve heard that your hairline is determined by your mother’s father’s hairline and my grandfather was bald for as long as I can remember.
Long lost are the days of the mullet, and the crazy dark black, wavy hair. My kids never got to see that hair, but my oldest son, Linus, inserted this comment into a discussion about my hair recently:
“You’re a little bald like the ocean is a little wet!”
After realizing my mouth was wide open – not because I was upset at all – but because I was amazed and impressed with the analogy. He’s awesome!
A couple of weeks ago there was a Toronto Police officer in his cool grey police car sitting at the end of the street where my daughter attends school because there are a whole bunch of cars who go the wrong way on this one way street.
In typical Toronto police fashion, the officer was talking to everyone who passed by, offered to answer questions and in typical Boo fashion my daughter was dying to meet the officer. After a quick meet and greet he let her sit in the car (in the front, not the back) and she was just beaming.
She wanted to take the car for a spin which he wisely declined…
There is no better way to remind children that the police are here to “Serve and Protect” than through public relations like that, unless you count last night when two mounted officers walked by our house and stopped when my kids came flying out of the house to say hello.
The officers spent a good 5-minutes with the kids, talked about safety in the area and my kids explained how their presence slowed down the traffic on our street especially at a particular stop sign close to our house where 90% of the cars barely do a rolling stop.
We also learned that apples can kill horses and that horses love carrots!
It was also the closest I’ve ever been to a horse and those babies are massive!
The mounted unit sitting on top of those horses are very intimidating to say the least, but the horses alone do that job!
The voice of Apple’s voice assistant Siri has been revealed as Georgia-based voiceover actress Susan Bennett who made the revelation on CNN today. Her 15 minutes of fame are just beginning. How many days do you give this story? 3? 4? I know my kids would love to know who is the voice behind Siri but I think once they know / see her, it will be life as usual for them and all will be forgotten.
So why is this news? Because of the way it all came out, I gather. Apparently Bennett lent her voice to a project from a company called ScanSoft way back in 2005 and when ScanSoft was purchased by a firm named Nuance – the company that powers Siri, her voice was chosen to be the voice for the phone. Bennett did not even know that her voice was going to be the voice of Siri until a friend recognized it on her iPhone 4S, released in 2011.
Nuance and Apple declined to comment on Bennett’s revelation to CNN, but the cable channel hired an audio forensics expert to compare her voice to the voice answering queries on iPads and iPhones around the globe and the voices were determined to be 100% matches.
Bennett decided to reveal that she was actually the voice of Siri – possibly because she was not compensated for being Siri, or possibly because she wanted to find some new work and used this opportunity to get her name out there, It worked, that’s for sure and in good time considering that with the iOS 7 release, users now have the option to select a male version of Siri, so Bennett’s voice might not be as omnipresent as it once was.
That and the fact that her voice does not power Siri around the globe. In November 2011 the voice of Siri in the U.K. was revealed, and the Australian voice behind Siri came forward earlier in 2013 to reveal herself. It was only a matter of time.
I came across a post in a Facebook community group from someone claiming to be “organizer” of the Occupy movement here in Ontario. He had just dropped this post in the group until it was removed a couple of hours later. I can’t say for sure that he is with the real Occupy movement, but after reading through his message I can say the message of stamping out corruption through occupation of public spaces is lost.
Here is the posting from the Facebook group, in their words, not mine;
“The Peoples ISSUES OF FOCUS what would satisfy us ,addressing the issues that are essencial to the people
#3 affordable housing,
7).police abuse of authority
#8): political abuse of authority,
#9)..maintaining children rights
10)water/food safety and accessiibality…”
So spelling mistakes aside, I’ve never felt that this movement spoke for me, and I’m not the 1% they detest, but after seeing this list, I am certain that I cannot offer them my support, nor am I comfortable with them settling in on public lands (disrupting the 99% they claim to speak for) while they dance, read and sleep there waiting for any or all of the items on this list to be fulfilled.
I’m not even sure where to begin when I look at this list… I thought the whole “agenda” of the Occupy movement was to bring attention to how corrupt they feel the 1% are. If that was the message, then yes, I do agree that those with considerable amounts of money who take advantage of those without should be held to a higher accord, but where myself and the Occupy folks differ is that I feel anyone could be in the 1% if they really wanted to. Hard work, a great invention, knowing the right people, getting a solid education, being born into a family with considerable wealth… All these options except probably the last one are available to everyone and not every person or corporation in the 1% are corrupt or take advantage, just like not everyone in the 99% gives a crap about this list of social wrongs that they pledge to eradicate – mainly through taxing those who have the most money.
From my perspective in Canada, the “abuse of authority” items, that the police and politicians abuse their authority – that people have lost their civil liberties – just doesn’t make sense to me. In democratic countries all citizens have the right to free speech – provided we are not slandering or offending others, and we have the right to be free, be any religion we like, abide by the laws of the land and vote in elections for whomever we want. All of this freedom makes the Occupy decision to settle in to major cities, camping their way to eviction, that much more puzzling. What did they gain? Nothing. They did more harm to the land they settled on and the communities they disrupted.
If the Occupy movement is really upset with the way businesses operate in 2012, then they should be delivering their messages in a different way to make an actual point and the organizers of the Occupy movement should also come clean about their true objectives here. If you hate Apple, for example, because you disagree that they are paying a low wage to their employees in another country, then don’t bring your iPhone to the rally. If you never liked the GAP sweatshops, then don’t wear GAP clothing. You can’t suck and blow at the same time.
What really puzzles me are the folks who claim to be against banks and the fees and interest they charge yet I’ll bet dollars to donuts that there are several members of their families who have investments in these big banks and require the dividend cheque to supplement their earnings. To remove those fees and interest charges and increase taxation of the banks would ultimately remove the money from the pockets of elderly people on fixed incomes and those seeking to add to their income through investing in the markets. Surely that is not what the Occupy movement stands for…
Imagine how a movement like this would go over in countries like Syria, Venezuela, Cuba or Iran? In these countries people have no rights. They cannot vote for whom they want, they cannot comment negatively against the ruling government or they are tortured, jailed or killed. These countries treat citizens, especially woman, like crap and in a couple of these countries they consider homosexuality a crime punishable by death.
So in Canada, how exactly are the government and police abusing their power and against whom are they doing this? Is it by their enforcing of laws and rules? Is it because they protect property rights of those citizens who educate themselves, work hard to buy property and expect it to be safe from thieves and poachers? I’m sorry but I don’t buy that there is that much political or police abuse and I certainly do not see it. I’ve always believed that if you kept your nose clean and stayed out of trouble you would be fine.
What about children’s rights? Is sitting in a park in Toronto going to help bring awareness to the abuses that children encounter in countries where their parents sell them, or make them work in sweat shops for pennies a day to help support their 10 brothers and sisters? And about poverty, homelessness, available community housing and job creation. All of these are choice people make and it is very unfortunate that the choices are not made by the people it impacts the most, but were choices made by their parents and their parent’s parents. No one wants to be homeless but if there is an underlying condition which went undiagnosed homelessness is the result.
This is exactly why in Canada the tax rate is at almost 50% for the highest income earners and that is to provide a social netting for those put in these unfortunate situations. If the Occupy movement doesn’t think this is enough or that the money is being sufficiently allocated then I would love to hear their opinion on how it can work better. To understand how taxation works for individuals and corporations would go a long way towards determining what is fair for them.
The original intent of taxation was not to subsidize those who could not do it on their own, but rather to collect money to purchase weapons for the war. Nowadays wars and paid for on credit and the have-nots – apparently 99% of us – need the 1% to put more of their money into the economy to help us out.
If I work harder, educate myself more and get a better, higher paying job, then I contribute more to society. How is that a bad thing and how is it that I owe more money back in the community in taxes? But making more money I am contributing more when I buy a bigger house and pay even more taxes in property taxes, then I buy more items for my house and my family and those dollars go back into the local economy and support the stores and the people working in the stores. I eat out more or visit more local attractions and that supports the service industry and again the people who work in it. We volunteer and that gives back to the community. Heck, on my increased wage, more taxes are taken off than before. Occupy, I am not in the 1% but I am not who you are angry at, nor are the people and businesses you disrupt through your sit-ins.
I think deep down inside that this generation – so unkindly dubbed the entitlement generation – is angry at themselves for letting life pass them by while getting things handed to them by their parents and the Internet. Now that the economy is in the tank they realized they have to work and starting at the bottom sucks. We all started at the bottom as children of immigrants or recent immigrants and we have either seen our parents work their way up, or we ourselves have put in long hours, took extra education and held multiple part-time jobs. We didn’t have the Internet to answer questions, we used encyclopedias. We wanted music, we saved money and bought it and movies… In the theatre. So excuse us if we see this type of social action for what appears to be short-sighted or selfish reasons and we dismiss it because we already know it is not going to enact the changes it wants.
If the Occupy movement were truly ready to enact change then they would have to do it with thought and clear communication. Using Twitter, a company whose creators and owners are certainly in the 1% for a call to action seems hypocritical but with social media now a part of our everyday lives it is also a necessity in getting the message out. So with software companies off the Occupy landscape then they must come up with a list of the most evil companies around. The ones polluting our lands, starving their employees, exploiting children and where the senior executive are bilking their company of billions of dollars so they can only afford to dole out pennies in a corporate dividend. Then, once identified, take a list of this concerns public and give the company 2 weeks to fix it, then after than boycott the firm until it crumbles to its knees. That is how you enact change.
This aint Woodstock, folks. Any other avenue to achieve meaningful change is lost on the generations that preceded you.
Being a Dad is great. I get to raise mini-me’s (or more like mini copies of my wife) and I get to educate and teach 3 children to be self-sufficient, respectful, educated contributors to society…
Well that was until this past weekend.
Now I realized the kids are teaching me a thing or two.
4-year-old Stewie brings my wife’s iPad into our room from his brother’s bedroom where the 2 of them have been playing Angry Birds. The boys want to show us that they have found plush toys in the Angry Birds characters and they want us to buy them.
“Let me see them”, I ask.
My 4-year-old then reached over to the screen and with his hands he centres the picture and makes it bigger with the moving of fingers.
He did it as if he had done it a thousand times before.
I didn’t know you could do that…
4-year-old Stewie is leaning about dinosaurs in public school and proceeds to tell me a story about palaeontologists and how dinosaurs died when volcanos exploded and the sun went away and earth froze and now palaeontologists come and uncover the bones very carefully…
WOW, I’m thinking.
So then his 6-year-old brother arrives and asks what we are talking about. Being in private school their curriculum not cover dinosaurs so this is all new to him.
I asked Stewie to tell Linus about palaeontologists and Stewie starts to, but is waved off by Linus who then proceeds to grab a book on dinosaurs that was sitting in Stewie’s school basket, then Linus opened the book, looked in the index for palaeontologist – which was on page 26 – so he flipped to that page and started to read it for himself.
Humph. Using an index at 6…
Stewie’s first word was “iPod”.
Linus’ was iPhone.
Berry sees the iPad and spins around to peek at the screen and see what is there.
All good with social media, just like Mom… Oh, and Daddy. That’s how I remember the dates of my kids. #1 was the iPod kid, #2 the iPhone and #3 the iPad.
Linus asked me last month, “Daddy, why do they call you the urban daddy?”