Random thoughts and comments are the best blogging material on the planet! They also serve the purpose of providing me with a permanent memory of cute, funny or unusual things said by my children while they are still quite young.
This ditty came from a six-year-old girl…
The bald spot on the top of your head is very soft…
Cats’ fur is also very soft…
What kind of fur does Hello Kitty have?
Do you know what’s bad? Jealousy is bad…
Bullying is bad too.”
Me: “Did they teach you in that at school?”
Her: “No, I just knew that.”
Out of the mouths of babes;
“Running shoes are very important, as are smoke detectors in houses.”
Yes they are…
It’s amazing what you get from a 6-year-old who blends the English language with another language and processes it using their special wit and humour.
While stopped at a red light, my daughter must have noticed a sign which read;
She asked me; “What does No Trespassing mean, Daddy?”
“It means you are not allowed on that property / land… Why? Where did you see that?” I asked.
“Oh, over there, in the construction site” she answered.
Then she continued… “But I thought “trespassing” meant you had to pass the place 3 times… Like Uno, Dues, Tres… you know, Daddy… Tres-passing…”
“Ah, I know dear… Very clever!”
I love it.
After reading this post below at That’s What Anxious Mom Said, I felt compelled to add my own list below.
Some odd people visit my blog, and I don’t just mean those of you who pop in on a regular basis. More often that not, the terms search terms WordPress shows me that people used to get to this blog are fairly unusual. Sometimes they’re downright creepy. (Thank god I can’t see them all, or […]
via I Said What? — That’s What Anxious Mom Said
Here are the most recent hilarious search terms which brought visitors – maybe even you – to my blog;
- Belinda Stronach is married to Han Solo
- Michael Jackson’s favourite Starbucks drink
- I called my kid a dumbass
My Dad called me an asshole
Our nanny is pregnant!
How to pay a nanny under the table
How tall is Todd Talbot
Santa Claus porn (ugh)
What is one-month after Valentines Day called
Where does Belgium border Canada?
My Dad called me a dumbass
My son is a dumbass
My daughter is a dumbass
And so much more…
It would appear that in the past month, my posts about calling your child a dumbass, my interview with Todd Talbot and my writing on the Canadian Live-In Caregiver Program have been the most active.
I’ll have to re-visit this again next month, but excuse me while I cross the border into Belgium…