Sometimes You Just Want To Help… NSFW


I’m sitting at Tim Horton’s enjoying an XL double-double thanks to Roll up the Rim to win, and the, ahem, gentleman beside me has literally blown a gasket.

He’s said;

“Fuck.”swear

“FUCK”

“For Fuck sakes”

“Jesus Fucking Christ”

SIGH

Bigger Sigh

“Jesus Christ”

“Fuck”

“Fuck”

Toss in a couple more “Fucks”, no “shits” but lots of “fucks”…

and SO much more colourful language, quietly, mostly under his breath, but considering that I’m sitting next to him, it’s all I can hear.

All the while he’s on his cell phone, pounding away on the keys (they click).

I just want to ask him what’s wrong…

It’s not that I think I can help him, that is unless his question is about parenting or taxes, but I just feel like he needs a friend right now to vent to.

If I were a bartender, he’s be talking up a storm, but he’s just pounding away on his device, either frustrated or upset at something he has either read, saw, or because he doesn’t know how to stop his phone from clicking.

What would you do?

 

Note: I actually thought he was cussing up a storm because he was trying to set his ringtone.  I kept hearing all these beeps, whirls and whistles.  One would think that R2D2 was beside me, but then the sounds stopped and the cursing didn’t.

Note2: He grumbled his way to the bathroom, then left.  He’s known here.  From this day forth I shall refer to him (silently) as the inept-smartphone-twit, or FIST, for short.

Fucking Inept Smartphone Twit, to more accurate.

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Canadians! With Tax Time Coming, Think About Getting Your Refunds Right Away With H&R Block


For those of you who are not familiar with The Urban Daddy, you should know that I started writing this blog back in 2004, the year my first child was born.  At that time, I was working for the Canadian Government, in the Tax Department, for Revenue Canada (later to be known as the Canada Customs and Revenue Agency, then the Canada Revenue Agency).

I worked for the CRA for almost 11 years before leaving for a role in the private sector, and it has now been 18-years that I have been working with taxes in some form or another.  Currently, I run a company called inTAXicating, and maintain a blog which helps people who have problems with the Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) – usually collection-related matters.

I know taxes.

I do not, however, prepare taxes.  I let the professionals do that.

There has been a myth in the tax / accounting industry that any firm who promises to guarantee maximum refunds, quickly and easily and that offers it without cost (100% free), MUST be a scam or MUST be providing lower quality work and I can tell you that could not be further from the truth! 

I have found in my 18-year tax career that the majority of issues people have with their tax returns are on returns they have completed themselves, either because they do not know the Income Tax Act, or the Excise Tax Act, or because the thought of doing their own return is so daunting that they put it off and put it off until it causes them huge problems.

When the calendar turns January 1st, people start to stress about taxes!  The April 30th filing deadline for everyone except self-employed Canadians and their families comes very quickly, and those who are self-employed (and their spouse / common-law partner) find their June 15th filing deadline comes even faster.  Especially if their owed money to the CRA which should have been paid by April 30th.

Why add more stress?  Especially if you want to complete the return yourself…

H&R Block offers such a simple process it’s crazy that people would not file their returns on time, but for those do-it-yourself (DIY) folks, H&R Block has just the solution for you.  On March 3rd, 2015 Canada’s trusted leader in tax preparation announced FREE online tax filing software is now available for all of Canada’s 26 million tax filers.

H&R Block Online Tax Software is completely free (absolutely no hidden costs) and is an online Do-It-Yourself (DIY) tax filing solution.  H&R Block Online Tax Software’s intuitive process walks users through their tax return with a highly personalized step-by-step interview process which ensures absolutely nothing is missed, and any errors are detected automatically – offering piece-of-mind for the filer – and not leaving you at the mercy of your accountant and their knowledge or schedule.

How many of you get all of your paperwork together, make that appointment to see your accountant who you see only at tax time, and then you drop off your paperwork, and pay the bill once you have been advised that you have been filed.

Without a face-to-face opportunity to discuss your situation you might be missing deductions or tax credits.  No body knows your tax situation better than you do.  If you follow the easy to navigate online tax solution that H&R Block offers, you can see what you can claim, and how it impacts your refund or balance, putting you in the drivers seat.

H&R Block’s tax solution is optimized for any digital device so filers can switch seamlessly from their computer to their phone or their tablet and back, anytime and anywhere. Filers are assured the maximum possible refund with H&R Block’s Maximum Refund Guarantee and 100% Accuracy Guarantee. The Refund-O-Meter™ enables users to see their refunds calculated as they complete the process in real-time.

An added bonus is that free support is offered throughout the filing process with access to H&R Block tax experts via phone, chat or email, and to simplify the process, new filers will be able to import data directly from competitors’ tax software.

Of course, the offering is available in both National languages, and DIY tax filers can seamlessly switch between French and English, or from one family member to another.

The H&R Block Online Tax Software is available at www.hrblock.ca.

Just make sure to file on time!  Even one-day late results in penalties!

 

This post is a sponsored post, I am being compensated for writing this post, and I would not be writing about H&R Block if I did not believe in the product, the services and the quality of ,not only the work done by H&R Block, but also the quality of information H&R Block provides to Canadians at tax time and all year round.  There is a reason why they have been around for 50-years!

For Any Night When You Just Don’t Feel Like Cooking: JUST EAT. So Quick. So Easy.


Parents, you know what it’s like, right? You want to have family dinners together and you want to take the kids to their activities, and you want to clean the house and there are still errands to run, shopping to be done, and don’t forget work…

So some nights you just don’t have it in you to cook, or maybe it’s a special occasion, but there has never been an easier way to order food in The Urban Daddy household, than using JUST EAT.  All we have to do is order online and within minutes we can easily navigate through their website for a convenient and easy way to order food.

Take Saturday night, for example.

We visited http://www.just-eat.ca, entered our postal code, and within seconds were browsing the closest options for dinner.  Choosing Indian Food, we picked 5 things off the menu and sent off the order to be processed and just 30 minutes later, we received the most delicious dinner from our local Indian Food restaurant, Clove the Spice.  The food came piping hot, the containers were packed full, and the food was fantastic.

The delivery experience was great and as an added bonus, we can either choose to tip the driver online when we order, or give cash at the door if we so choose.  The food came, it was handed over and within minutes we were eating.

This time we ordered our food through their new free JUST EAT App.  It is available on iOS and Android devices, and this JUST EAT App really puts local delivery and pickup restaurants in the palm of our hands so we did not have to wait until we were home to order our dinner.

If you are not yet sold on the idea, it really is this easy:

Tap in your postal code and JUST EAT matches it to delivery in your area.  Pick one that looks good.  Buy the most delicious things on the menu.  Place the order securely, pay with card or cash on delivery.

You’re in good hands.JELogo

In addition, when using JUST EAT for online ordering of food, you are eligible for exclusive 20% (or more) discounts on many delivery choices, plus you can check restaurant feedback from other JUST EATers before you order.  That feedback is crucial when trying a place for the first time and it allows the restaurant owners to see where they need to step up their game and make the corrections or risk losing business.

IHOP’s National Pancake Day Fundraiser: March 4th, 2014. Free Pancakes!


The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) is holding their National Pancake Day fundraiser on March 4th from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m., when IHOP restaurants nationwide will offer guests a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes and in return customers are encouraged to leave a little behind for McMaster Children’s Hospital Foundation.

Pancake Day is a tradition that dates back several centuries to when the English prepared for fasting during Lent.  Strict rules prohibited the eating of all dairy products during Lent, so pancakes were made to use up the supply of eggs, milk, butter and other dairy products…hence the name Pancake Tuesday, or Fat Tuesday.

A little more about the 1st Annual National Pancake Day Fundraiser in Canada aimed to raise donations for the Children’s Miracle Network.

For the first time in the fundraiser’s nine-year history, IHOP restaurants® throughout Canada and the United States will offer each guest a free short stack of its famous buttermilk pancakes on National Pancake Day in an effort to raise donations benefitting Children’s Miracle Network programs.

WHEN: TUESDAY, March 4, 2014, 7 a.m. – 10 p.m.

WHERE: Participating IHOP restaurants in the Toronto area.

WHO: National Pancake Day donations in the Toronto area will benefit McMaster Children’s Hospital Foundation.

 

National Pancake Day Fun Facts:

· IHOP served 4.5 million free pancakes in the United States on National Pancake Day 2013 and pancake lovers donated nearly $3 million to children’s charities.

· All of the free pancakes served on National Pancake Day 2013 in the United States would create a stack nearly 13 miles high.

· Since the inception of National Pancake Day in 2006, IHOP has raised nearly $13 million and given away more than 22 million pancakes to support charities in the communities where it operates in the United States.

ABOUT INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, LLC
For over 55 years, International House of Pancakes, LLC has been a leader and expert in all things breakfast and a leader in family dining. The chain is highly competitive in its menu offering, serving 65 different signature, made-to-order breakfast options as well as a range of meals under 600 calories. Beyond offering “everything you love about breakfast, ®” IHOP® restaurants have a wide selection of popular lunch and dinner items, as well. IHOP restaurants offer guests an affordable, everyday dining experience with warm and friendly service. As of December 31, 2013, there were 1,620 IHOP restaurants in 50 states and the District of Columbia, as well as in Canada, Guatemala, Mexico, Puerto Rico, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the Philippines and the U.S. Virgin Islands. Under the licensed name IHOP at HOME® consumers can also enjoy a line of premium breakfast products available at leading retailers. IHOP restaurants are franchised and operated by Glendale, Calif.-based International House of Pancakes, LLC and its affiliates. International House of Pancakes, LLC is a wholly-owned subsidiary of DineEquity, Inc. (NYSE: DIN).

For more information or to find an IHOP restaurant near you, please visit http://www.IHOP.com. Follow IHOP on Facebook and Twitter.

Looking For Something Fun To Do As A Family On Family Day 2014? How about Kid Lit! Books, Activities, Pizza and More!


KidLit is the Jewish Literary Festival for Children and it is presented by the Koffler Centre of the Arts, and the Prosserman JCC.

KidLit is a sensational way for families to spend Family Day, with author readings, hands-on activities, a make your own book station, $5 pizza lunch and much more. It is a wonderfully affordable way to spend the day, and a terrific opportunity to actively engage children with fun literature.

KidLit will take place from 9:30am to 1pm at the Prosserman JCC at 4588 Bathurst Street, in Toronto on February 17th.  The event is free.

A link to the event is listed here;

This event is open to – and will be attended by – families of all backgrounds.

It’s all about great books, even better readers and families.