The end of the world is near, and I’m not referring to the threats coming from North Korea and their “Rocketman”.
Okay, I am referring to this… somewhat.
I couldn’t help but notice today as I sat down to write about doctors declaring that sports drinks and energy drinks are bad for kids, or to vent about the weather, that the top 2 trending topics WORLDWIDE were these;
- Donald Trump
- Kylie Jenner
Trump I get…. He’s taunted North Korea, told the NFL owners that their players should be fired for bowing during the national anthem, and tells lots of stories daily, which may or may not be true.
But Kylie Jenner?
All of this because she may, or may not be pregnant.
I mean, who cares.
Every time I turn on my computer and the news comes up there are pictures of this girl with a bump, without a bump… Have we not always been told that you cannot be half pregnant?!?
I just don’t see the fascination in these people and their lives. What started with a sex tape and a naturally large / maybe surgically enhanced ass has become the daily obsession of millions of people.
Kylie might be pregnant.
Kim has 2 kids and bought them ice cream.
Bruce is no longer Bruce.
The other one… the tall one is married to a NBA player, then he flips out, then he almost dies, then they’re back together, then she loses weight, then he almost dies, then they’re back together. Wait, she’s out clubbing again…
Doesn’t even get me started about the other sister who has 3 kids, but divorced her husband because he’s an adulterer – oops, sorry – addicted to sex. Now he’s with a girl who could be his daughter…. UGH.
Breaking news! Kim farted!!!
Maybe the Kardashians and Donald Trump were sent to us as a test. A test of our patience, our morals and our compassion for others.
If we can survive them, we can do ANYTHING!
PS Saudi Arabia is going to allow woman to drive… in 2017. How ass-backwards is that!