A couple of days ago on my Facebook page, I posted a story about how I’m smarter than a 6-year-old.
Here is the post;
Phew! Still smarter than a 6yo.
My 6yo and 3yo were fighting over apples tonight. Each wanted their own for snack, however both kids are exhausted which means I would have pieces of 2 brown apples turning up later tonight when neither of them finished their entire apples.
So I deferred to them to figure out how to split the one apple they get for snack.
6yo Stewie decided that since he’s bigger he should get 6 pieces of apple while little Boo gets 3 pieces.
“Are you sure?”, I asked? “Is that splitting the apple and sharing?”
“It’s fair”, he said “and that is what I decided.”
“Okay” was my response.
So I cut the apple into quarters and gave 3 of the quarters to Boo, in a bowl, then I took the last quarter and cut it into 6 small slices.
There. 3 pieces for Boo and 6 for Stewie.
Score one for the Daddy!!!
Update: So while I was patting myself on the back for being the smartest daddy on the block, I failed to check the table to make sure they finished their apples.
When I did check, I saw that Stewie easily finished his quarter apple, however, Boo only ate half of one of the quarters of the apples she was given. No wonder Stewie was so smug when I made that decision. He knew his sister wasn’t going to eat 3/4ers of an apple.
So to be sure he didn’t find out, I ate the rest of her now browning apple…
Then I blogged about it.