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Brotherly Advice: Don’t Piss off G-d.

This conversation was overheard by myself when my boys Linus, aged 7 and Stewie, aged 5 were having breakfast last week;

Stewie: “Did you know G-d is everywhere?”

Linus: “Yup.”

Stewie: “He’s killing you right now.”

Linus: “Why?”

Stewie: “It’s his job.  He’s killing everyone right now.”

… Pausing for chewing of food…

Stewie: “Linus.  Put your fist in the air.”

Linus puts his fist in the air.

Stewie: “Oh, great!  You just punched G-d.  Now he’s killing your more!!!”

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