We had the pleasure this past weekend to be in the car with our two boys as they decided to have a conversation about death.
Linus is 7-years-old.
Stewie is 5-years-old.
Berry is 2 1/2 years old.
Stewie; “You’re going to die two years before me because you’re two years older than me.”
Linus; “That’s not true. I’m so going to live longer than you, I’m healthier than you.”
Stewie; ” That’s not true. You’re a poo”.
Linus; “I didn’t have any treats yesterday so I’m healthier than you and I’m going to live longer than you”.
Stewie; “You’re still going to die before me.”
Us: “Stop! No more talk about death, okay!!!”
Stewie on his way to school to his mummy; “Mummy, it would not be fun to be an ant”.
Us to Stewie; “Stewie, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
A sign your children watch too much wrestling on TV…
Berry to Linus; “I’m going to chokeslam you. Go away!!!”
Stewie to me; “Daddy, can you lift the world?”
Me; “No, not today son.”
Him; “Mark Henry can (wrestler formerly the “World’s Strongest Man”)
Stewie to his mummy; “Mummy you can buy a dreydl out of water for Berry cause she’s your daughter. See, it rhymes… Water. Daughter”.
Me; “But a dreydl out of water?!? Really?”
Him; “Oh yeah”.
- Ah, those kids and the things they say… Was I this clever / funny as a kid? I doubt it. (urbandaddy.wordpress.com)
- Stuff Stewie Said This Weekend: Random Comments of a 5-Year-Old Boy (urbandaddy.wordpress.com)