Actual events in the urban daddy household today;
Our 15 month old daughter getting ready for bed – the transfer from her cloth diaper into her night-time disposable diaper – when she decided instead to sit up, and try to put the diaper on the stuffed bear she was carrying.
She tried to put it under the bear – the bear was not centred, and she could not get it centred.
She tried again but this time to put the diaper on top of the bear.
She tried a third time, happily trying to put that diaper on the bear – all the time saying “Bear” and “da-paa”.
Then she looked at me… Smiled… Pick up the bear by it’s feet, and then proceeded to slam it on the bed from over her head on to it’s back.
Then she said, “Power Bomb!”
6-year-old to 4-year-old, “I bet I can make you say why?”
4-year-old to 6-year-old, “How?”
6=year-old to 4-year-old, “Bet I can make you say how”
4-year-old to 6-year-old, “… How?”
6-year-old, “Ah ha! See I made you say it!”
4-year-old to 6-year-old, “Bet I can make you say cabbage”
6-year-old looks at me, I look at him… both of us puzzled.
“Cabbage?!?” the 6-year-old says.
“See” says the 4-year-old as he smirks and walks out of the room.