Thirteen TV shows that my wife will absolutely not watch;
1. The Weather Network – “If you want to see the weather, go outside”.
2. Reality TV – “It’s stupid because it’s not real, it’s scripted”.
3. Soap Opera’s - ”They’re stupid too”.
5. News – “Why watch it when you can live it”.
6. Scary TV – like those shows where there are dead people eating other dead people and it looks like a poorly dressed zombie eating a very rare piece of meat.
7. Music videos – no Much Music, no MTV, no music TV stations.
8. Food network – “I’d rather cook than watch someone else cook”.
9. Parades – She wouldn’t get caught dead watching those…
10. Wrestling – “No comment, but wrestling is stupid”.
11. Award Shows – No Grammies, no Oscars, no Golden Globes… No red carpets, nothing.
12. Anything we have to pay for (aside from actual cable) like PPV - “We pay enough for TV without having to pay more for shows”.
13. The SyFy channel – Not surprising since this girl has only seen one Star Wars movie – GASP. I know!
So if I want to watch any of these I’m watching them alone.
What stations are you addicted to and which would you remove from your TV if you could?