Nowhere To Go But Up: ESPN Ranks The Toronto Maple Leafs the worst sports franchise in North America
ESPN The Magazine has released its “Ultimate Standings” for 2014, ranking sports franchises in Major League Baseball (MLB), The National Basketball Association (NBA), the National Football League (NFL) and the National Hockey League (NHL) according to a variety of categories and in a couple of them, the Toronto Maple Leafs ranked dead last at 122, and fared poorly in most of the rest of them. Great.
To come up with these rankings, ESPN took the following steps:
First: Consulting firm Maddock Douglas surveyed 1,002 North American fans to form 25 criteria for what you want most in return for the emotion, money and time you invest in the 122 MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL teams.
Second: Teaming with NetReflector, an opinion research firm, ESPN.com asked fans to rate their home teams in each area and more than 101,000 did. They grouped grades into the categories listed below.
Third: In order to determine the “Bank for the Buck” calculation, ESPN.com used calculations developed with Oregon’s Warsaw Sports Marketing Center to figure how well teams turn fans’ money into wins. Then they combined each team’s score across all categories into a weighted average.
The Categories, plus the highest ranked team and the lowest ranked team.
Price of tickets, parking and concessions
1. Memphis Grizzlies (NBA)
122. Toronto Maple Leafs (NHL)
Strength of on-field leadership
1. San Antonio Spurs (NBA)
122. Florida Panthers (NHL)
Courtesy by players, coaches and front offices toward fans, and how well a team uses technology to reach them
1. San Antonio Spurs
122. New York Knicks
Honesty; loyalty to core players and the community
1. San Antonio Spurs
122. Florida Marlins (MLB)
Effort on the field, likability off it
1. San Antonio Spurs
122. NY Knicks
Quality of venue; fan-friendliness of environment; frequency of game-day promotions
1. San Francisco Giants (MLB)
122. NY Islanders (NHL)
Bang for the Buck
Wins in the past year, per fan dollars
1. Indiana Pacers (NBA)
122. Toronto Maple Leafs
Championships won or expected within the lifetime of current fans
1. St. Louis Cardinals (MLB)
122. Minnesota Timberwolves (NBA)
A review of the ESPN website revealed that The Leafs fared poorly in every category. They placed last in both bang for the buck and affordability; second-last in title track; in the bottom 10 in fan relations, players and coaching; and 105th and 109th in ownership and stadium experience, respectively.
Possibly because this was done by ESPN and the majority of the respondents came from the US, all Canadian teams fared poorly in their rankings with the exception of the Montreal Canadians who appeared in the top half of the list. Here are the rest of the seven teams’ rankings at 55 out of 122.
The other Canadian teams ranked as follows;
Toronto Raptors – 74
Toronto Blue Jays – 81
Calgary Flames — 89
Ottawa Senators — 92
Winnipeg Jets — 97
Vancouver Canucks — 112
Edmonton Oilers — 115
The last 2 teams were the New York Knicks at 121 and the Toronto Maple Leafs at 122.
At least at last there is nowhere to go but up. At 121, the Knicks could drop.
Father’s Day is a great time to check out some of the great Daddy bloggers on the Internet, especially the – ahem – Canadian ones.
David, in case you were not already aware, has blogged under “Mack Daddy” and has written and published (is this not one in the same) a few parenting books;
- Damage Control: How to Tip-Toe Away From the Smoking Wreckage of Your Latest Screw-Up With a Minimum of Harm to Your Reputation (2010)
- Housebroken: Confessions of a Stay-at-Home Dad, (2003)
- Chump Change (1999)
You can see more of David’s work, here.
Here is what David wrote; “Moms have ruled the blogosphere, but daddy bloggers are throwing their ball caps in the ring. Here are the daddy blogs you should be reading.
While women are naturals at communicating and forming communities, it’s tougher for us guys. I was a stay-at-home dad for many years—I even had a blog called Mack Daddy, which quixotically tried to make being an SAHD seem cool—and I know that, as a dad, you can feel isolated, like you’re the only guy in the world going through what you’re going through. Reading some other dude’s blog is one of the best cures. Dad bloggers offer a unique window into what men think about their lives in the wake of having children.
Maybe in some utopian future when we’re all riding around in hovercars, we will speak only of “parent bloggers,” making no distinction between male and female. Until then, dad blogs add a spicy flavour to the blogosphere. A flavour kind of like…barbecue.
Here are some of my go-to sites that let me know I’m not alone:
The Urban Daddy is the blog for products and practical tips, especially for things to do when your kids are driving you up the wall. Warren Orlans, the Toronto father behind the blog, says he’s “not your typical daddy,” and I’m not quite sure what he means by that. (What’s typical these days?) But, like me, he has a three-kid, two-career household. Also like me, he and his wife have the odds stacked against them: three to two. He’s very good on the topic of “juggling”—which is especially useful for readers who live in urban jungles. Don’t kid yourself: It is a jungle out there, and Urban Daddy is a great guide to avoiding the bear traps, vipers’ nests and poison darts.”
Please go read the entire article, here.
Have you ever seen a brand new home that was different and you knew that you had to get inside and check it out? I know I have, and that was the main reason why I posted some information last year on the Modern Home Tour when it came to Toronto, and offered tickets to my readership.
The show is back in town, information can be found here; http://modernhometours.com/event/toronto/ and I have a complimentary wristband for someone (+1) to attend the event.
The Modern Home Tours give people a chance to explore and view some of the greatest examples of modern architecture right in their own city via self-guided driving tour, while local architects get a day in the spotlight.
Six homes throughout Toronto have been accepted and confirmed for the tour. They include:
• Artist Charles Pachter’s home, studio, and galleries –Pachter Hall and Moose Factory– in Toronto’s Chinatown district. The home and studio buildings were designed by Teeple Architects and built in 2005, and have won the Ontario Association of Architects Award of Excellence, a Plachta Award, and the Design Exchange Award.
• The “Driveway House,” designed by Spaces by Rohan, which is a small home in Little Portugal built entirely in a space that was previously a driveway for two cars that features radiant floors, interior walls of glass, roof-top cedar deck/patio, and 95% LED-based lighting inside.
• A new three-story, single-family house, designed by Weiss Architecture & Urbanism Limited and built on a typical long and narrow Victorian lot near Dovercourt Park, that presents a solid and stately front façade utilizing traditional Toronto red masonry, but impresses visitors with its surprisingly light and airy interior.
• A modern renovation and addition, by LineBox Studio, to an existing residence in Swansea originally built in the 1920’s that focuses on maintaining a balance between old and new, while adopting a green building design in sustainable matter
• One of Toronto’s “Tiny Town” mini-homes (just 566 sq. ft.), designed by LineBox Studio, that embodies a “hard loft” style with an industrial aesthetic and flexible floor plan, which creates an open and spacious feel in the home, despite the small footprint.
• The “Linear House” in the East York neighbourhood, designed by Nano Design Build Inc., that is considered to be the epitome of super-modern geometric linear design, featuring continuous, clean lines that define the space throughout, creating harmony, flow and balance.
In addition to the homes featured on the tour, attendees can visit the tour’s designated ‘rest stop’: the STACKLAB showroom (http://stacklab.ca), a Toronto-based multidisciplinary design and fabrication studio, led by Jeff Forrest. Complimentary refreshments will be served and tourgoers can browse some astounding examples of modern furniture.
Art City in St. James Town (http://artcitytoronto.ca/v2) has joined the tour as the local non-profit partner. They will help staff the event and use the tour as a fundraising vehicle.
Full details for the tour, plus an always-current roster of homes with photos and details can be found here on the event page: http://modernhometours.com/event/toronto.
If you want to be in the running for a wristband, please like and share this post on a blog, through Facebook or Twitter and you can use the blog URL, or my Facebook page or Twitter page to share.
Act fast, as the event is this weekend!
So today is April 1st, or April Fools Day (this is true, not a joke).
April Fools’ Day, also referred to by some as “All Fools’ Day” is an informal holiday celebrated every year on April 1st. The day is not a national holiday in any country, however it is widely recognized as a day when people play practical jokes and hoaxes on each other, called April fools.
Hoax stories are also often found in the press and media on this day – but not on the Internet, because we all know that everything on the Internet is 100% true, right?!?
Many believe that April Fools Day originated in In Iran, where jokes are played on the 13th day of the Persian new year (Nowruz), which falls on April 1 or April 2. This day, was celebrated as far back as 536 BC, and is referred to in Iran as “Sizdah Bedar”, making it the oldest prank-tradition in the world.
As far as April Fools Day pranks go – and many of us are already expecting there to be something so outrageous that it has to be a prank, but back in 1957, the BBC pulled a prank, known as the Swiss Spaghetti Harvest prank, where they broadcast a fake film of Swiss farmers picking freshly-grown spaghetti. The BBC were later flooded with requests to purchase a spaghetti plant, forcing them to declare the film a prank on the news the next day.
While that was a clever prank, some people take April Fools Da a little too far, such as, “An Australian woman called emergency services to tell them her baby had fallen off the bed and stopped breathing. When the ambulances arrived, there was no sick baby. It was her idea of a hilarious April Fool”.
But some fairly common pranks to look out for, and some classic pranks which garnered world-wide attention include these;
On April 1, 1976 famed British astronomer and radio presenter Patrick Moore announced over the BBC that a rare alignment of the planets Pluto and Jupiter would occur at exactly 9:47 a.m. during which the effects of gravity would be nullified and everyone on earth would feel weightless for a brief moment. “At 9:47, Moore declared, ‘Jump now!'”
A minute passed, and then the BBC switchboard lit up with dozens of people calling in to report that the experiment had worked!
But it was all a complete prank.
In more recent years some of the best April Fools jokes have been perpetrated by the advertising industry, specifically in 1996, when Taco Bell ran a full-page ad in the New York Times announcing it had purchased the Liberty Bell and would rename it the “Taco Liberty Bell.”
In 1998, Burger King announced the rollout of its “Left-Handed Whopper”, there has been stories about glasses for dogs, canned pizza, and in 2002 a British supermarket chain called Tesco published an advertisement in the British newspaper “The Sun” announcing the successful development of a genetically modified ‘whistling carrot.’ The ad explained that the carrots had been specially engineered to grow with tapered air holes in their side, which, when fully cooked caused the carrot to whistle.
On the Internet, hoaxes are such standard fare that April Fools’ Day is barely distinguishable from any other, but this one keeps getting brought up year-in-year-out, and makes me laugh – the announcement to that every computer connected to the World Wide Web must be turned off and disconnected for Internet Cleaning Day, a 24-hour period during which useless “flotsam and jetsam” are flushed from the system.
What stories have you seen today?
Did you get fooled?
Did you pull a prank on your kids, or them on you?
We toyed with the idea of moving all the kids into each other’s beds in the middle of the night, but geez, we’re so darn tired, I just told them about it in the morning.
Something a little new today.
My Thursday Thirteen this week is going to cover the 13 most commonly asked emails that I have received at email@example.com. I do get a LOT of email and if I had the time, I would love to be able to reply to all of it, and it does take me some time to reply, but I have some left over messages all along the same theme, which I am going to answer here.
Sit tight, get your pen and paper ready – or a Dictaphone if you have one or even know what it is – and let’s get ready to learn how to reply to tough, challenging emails. Urban Daddy style.
13. Why don’t you blog so much anymore?
Great and most common question. I do blog as much as before, however, now that I have my own business, a lot of my posts are headed there. The rest of the post for The Urban Daddy are sitting in my drafts folder. There is something like 113 of them in there.
Another problem is that as my readership increases I feel some responsibility to actually make sense in my posts. Gone are the days of 10 readers per day and me writing posts at 1am. Now I write, edit, review, fact-check, edit then save to drafts.
I’m going to write more… I promise.
You can also find some of my thoughts when I’m too lazy to blog them over at my Facebook page; www.facebook.com/TheUrbanDaddy or on Twitter at www.twitter.com/realurbandaddy. I’m on Tumblr, Google Plus, Pinterest… Everywhere, but those are the main 3. Please “like” me and add me where possible. I always add back.
12. Are you affiliated with that big Urban Daddy website in the US?
Nope. They did ask me, however, to kindly hand over my social media sites which are in the name “Urban Daddy”. I politely declined since I was blogging as Urban Daddy before they came to be. So I asked them kindly to hand over ownership of all their social media sites to me. I never heard back, lol, but soon thereafter all the URLs which were close to mine were scooped up.
I also get a LOT of pitches and product-testing requests but I politely turn them down if they are not something I would not use, or if they are not going to directly benefit you guys – my readership – but I love to get them from local (Canadian) companies because it’s easy for me to toss something onto my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/TheUrbanDaddy) if you have not gone there, go there now and like me. Please.
11. Why do blog about coffee?
Ohhh. I love coffee. But I’m more than just a medium roast kind of guy. I like adventure, and something different so I’m big into the flavours. I actually used to test the new flavours at Java Joe’s near my office – a treat for me – which is where I fell in love with Blueberry coffee. Blueberry coffee, if you didn’t know is huge on the East coast of Canada and in the US, but for some reason has not hit the mainstream here in TO as of yet.
Blueberry is way better than, for example, Raspberry Chocolate coffee, and light-years better than Irish Cream or boring Vanilla Hazelnut.
So now where can you buy this coffee you ask…
Well since you all cannot come over to my house, you will be thrilled to learn that there is an amazing Canadian company called Java Works Coffee(http://www.javaworkscoffee.ca/) , out of Mississauga, Ontario, and they sell coffee and teas to restaurants, offices and – yay – customers through their factory outlet. So on Friday I dropped in to this store and was blown away with the selection, the staff and the smell when you first walk into the door. WOW.
I left with some teas and 1lb bags of the following coffees;
- Blueberry Bliss
- French Toast
- Cinnamon Apple Spice
- Mint Chocolate Chip
After testing them all I can say that each one is better than the next.
10. Do you really like Wrestling?
Yes. Like it a lot. And yes, I know it is fake. I’ve been watching this male soap opera since I was a boy (which is a really long time ago!) If you gotta problem with that, come see my and I’ll put you in a headlock, then powerbomb you. :)
9. The best Daddy blogs usually are written by Stay at Home Dads (SAHD). Why?
Funny. I’ve always felt that the SAHM (Stay at home Mom) blogs are the best, and clearly the Dads are right up there now because they are there with the kids and doing the things that many of us do on a daily basis. I have always said that I felt no one wants to read a blog about kids from a parent who works full-time unless they are able to spend enough time with the kids, or capture a moment, which will make good print. I just wish I had more time to read these great blogs…
8. Would you consider yourself a parent expert? Why or why not?
I would and only because I have 3 children and after changing many diapers, and being there for feedings, changings, programs, school, school events, I can honestly say that I sacrificed my career to spend time with my kids and I wouldn’t change it for anything in the world.
7. Where in the world are you?
I’m everywhere! LOL. No really. I’m in Toronto, Ontario. Canada. A very large, beautiful city in the best country in the world.
6. How Conservative are your views?
Fiscally conservative – Very.
A lot of my other views tend to learn more towards the centre from the left side. So I feel people should work for their money, and if they use that money to buy things for themselves, others do not have the right to steal from them, however if people are unable to work – really unable to work, that they should be a social network to allow them to live above the poverty line and be able to contribute to society in whatever ways they can,
5. I see you post a lot about IVF. Is it because you used it?
Actually no. We were fortunate enough to not need IVF, however from a moral and financial perspective, I feel that governments should fund IVF treatments for those families who want it. The savings to our tax system would be huge and it’s a really nice thing for governments to do while trying to figure out why infertility is on the rise.
4. What are some other great blogs you can recommend?
I have actually been meaning to prepare a Friday blog post called the “Friday Follow Five” and use that to go to a favourite blog I follow, then read the first post, and use either the comments on that post or the blogroll on the side to go to another blog, then do the same until I have read and summarized 5 posts and provided details in the post. In the meantime, please visit the blogs in my blogroll. They’re amazing.
3. How long have you been blogging and how long will it take me to get readers?
Well, I’ve been blogging since 2004 and to be honest, make sure you do it for love and not for getting famous because it takes a LOT of TLC to get a blog off the ground. Essentially, you need to not use my blog as the model, because you need to post frequently, read and comment on other blogs often, build relationships with your readers, and write things others want to read. Having a pretty blog, and nice title, and the proper length articles is also important…
2. Your posts are too long. Some are really off-topic. Why do you do that?
LOL. I get this a lot.
They are not off-topic for people who come here randomly looking for specific topics. I do, however, agree that I am long-winded and I try to fix it, but I just can’t. I talk this way too. I have to build up the back-story before I get to the point.
Knowing that I blog under the title “The Urban Daddy” as a Dad in urban-Toronto, would you believe that my most popular post ever has to do with the Secret Menu at Starbucks, followed closely by my evaluation of the Canadian Live-In Caregiver Program.
So as I approach 1000 posts, I can honestly say that I get a LOT of views from the Philippines after Canada and the US. I would NEVER have expected that back on 2004 when I had 10 views a week.
1. Why are you still blogging?
I don’t really know. I think I would feel lost without it and when I look back and see my earlier posts I am amazed at some of the things I have gone through since I had kids. More importantly, and the real reason to keep it going is because as my kids get older (my oldest is 8-years-old) and they start to ask questions or look for stories about when they were young, I know I can pull up a post and let them read the details. It’s always a good laugh.