What’s the “Ed” Word, Daddy?

I’m not sure how this conversation started or what was said, but the ending was kind of funny.

It went something like this…

Me: “Ed is short for Edward.”

Son: “So everyone named Ed is really an Edward?”

Me: “Sure”.

Him: “Daddy… I know the A-word, and the S-word, but I don’t know the Edward?”

Me: “Huh?”

Him: “I don’t know the Edward!”

Me: “What Edward??? You mean the A-word like ass???”

Him (huge smile – I got daddy to say ass): “Yeah. What is the Ed-word”

Me: “Ohhhh…. It’s not Ed-Word. It’s Edward!”

Him: “Oh”.

Oops.

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5 responses

  1. Ha! Oh man, this made me smile so much. Children are the oddest combination of clever, sinister, naive, and innocent. Good show, sir.

  2. Hi Damon,

    Thanks for the comment.

    I have to be honest. I’m still surprised by the things that come out of all their mouths. Most is either very clever, or extremely funny.

    They make me laugh…

  3. Thanks for sharing, definitely put a laugh in my day.

  4. Ed-word! That’s awesome. Sounds like the youngster’s gonna be a punster. My favorite type of wit!

  5. Thank you for the comment, MJ. I think you are right! He made me a card for my birthday (which is not for over a month) and on the card was a dinosaur. I asked why, and he smirked, prompted me to open the card and then began to giggle because that same picture on the back said “Have a dino-riffic birthday”.

    He’s certainly very quick-witted. lol.

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