This conversation was overheard by myself when my boys Linus, aged 7 and Stewie, aged 5 were having breakfast last week;
Stewie: “Did you know G-d is everywhere?”
Linus: “Yup.”
Stewie: “He’s killing you right now.”
Linus: “Why?”
Stewie: “It’s his job. He’s killing everyone right now.”
… Pausing for chewing of food…
Stewie: “Linus. Put your fist in the air.”
Linus puts his fist in the air.
Stewie: “Oh, great! You just punched G-d. Now he’s killing your more!!!”
He’s not entirely wrong. But would think that God might want a more positive spin on things.
“Oh, great! You just punched G-d.”
That’s all kinds of awesome right there. LOL
LOL. My thoughts exactly… Maybe I was expecting him to say something like; “Don’t hit me because G-d is watching” but not my Stewie…
At first I was shocked, but then I came to the same conclusion as you… Pretty awesome! LOL.
wow that is totally classic. also a good reminder to adults not to punch the air!!
Hey! I drove past you last night. You had just finished a run. When do you normally run? Morning or night?
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