Brotherly Advice: Don’t Piss off G-d.

This conversation was overheard by myself when my boys Linus, aged 7 and Stewie, aged 5 were having breakfast last week;

Stewie: “Did you know G-d is everywhere?”

Linus: “Yup.”

Stewie: “He’s killing you right now.”

Linus: “Why?”

Stewie: “It’s his job.  He’s killing everyone right now.”

… Pausing for chewing of food…

Stewie: “Linus.  Put your fist in the air.”

Linus puts his fist in the air.

Stewie: “Oh, great!  You just punched G-d.  Now he’s killing your more!!!”

11 responses

  1. He’s not entirely wrong. But would think that God might want a more positive spin on things.

  2. “Oh, great! You just punched G-d.”

    That’s all kinds of awesome right there. LOL

  3. LOL. My thoughts exactly… Maybe I was expecting him to say something like; “Don’t hit me because G-d is watching” but not my Stewie…

  4. At first I was shocked, but then I came to the same conclusion as you… Pretty awesome! LOL.

  5. wow that is totally classic. also a good reminder to adults not to punch the air!!

  6. Hey! I drove past you last night. You had just finished a run. When do you normally run? Morning or night?

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