Actual conversation with my 5-year-old last night as he was drying off after a bath.
Him, “Daddy, Is Justin Beaver dead?
Me, “Huh?”
Him, “Daddy is Justin Beaver dead?”
Me, “I think is Beiber… How do you know about him?
Him, “I just do. Is he dead?”
Me, “No he’s not dead. He’s like 12 yeas old.”
Him, “Can Justin Beaver drive?”
Me, “No he cannot drive… He’s like 12-years-old”
Him, “Can he walk?”
Me, “Yes, he does walk.”
Him, “Ok Daddy”
Where does he learn this stuff? How would he even know who or what Justin Bieber was…
Kids these days…
Does he wake up at night and watch Inside Edition or Extra?
Actually – the Biebs is about 16 going on 17, and could very likely have is M1 license by now. But hell, why should he? And to answer 5 year old’s question, while he’s not dead, his music certainly needs to meet an early demise post haste.
Even better, just remember, that his mother is younger then you are. Significantly.