I want to go back to bed…

A car almost ran me over this morning and the turnstile at the TTC station rejected my token but as I was zipping through it didn’t move and I slammed my head into the glass. Embarrassed, with people behind me gawking (and I’m sure a few were snickering) I put the token back in, grunted at the turnstile, then proceeded to slowly go through.

My head hurts. Can I sue the TTC?

So I email this to my wife, and this is what she responds:

“Giggle”

“Oh, are you going to sue the TTC based on stupidity? I can see you now in front of the judge. Your honour, I smashed my face into the turnstile because my Ipod was too loud and I didn’t hear either the gate click open or the token drop back into the tray”

“giggle”

nice.

I could pull it off!

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3 responses

  1. Awww I would of been a lot more sympathetic, that is of course after four years with the accountant…:)

  2. mighty morphing mom

    Ouch!
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    teensy giggle
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    Good luck with the suit;p

  3. Flower – You really think so? I bet you would have laughed too.

    MMM – Thank you for the “ouch”. The giggle I’ll ignore since the “ouch” came first. You can teach sensitivity training to my wife and colleague.

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